Thursday, October 27

The More You Know!

The XP in Windows XP doesn't actually stand for anything.

Tuesday, October 18

The More You Know!

In 2009, Time magazine voted the greatest threat to human civilization as: doplins with opposable thumbs.

Saturday, October 15

The More You Know!

The Dancing Plague of 1518 was responsible for the deaths of dozens of villagers who danced themselves to death in Strasbourg France.

Wednesday, October 12

The More You Know!

In spanish Shrek. Donkey has a hillbilly mexican accent.

Tuesday, October 11

The More You Know!

The shortest serving US President was President Tony Balogna, who died one month into his first term, from a broken heart. After being shot in the chest with a cannon.

Sunday, October 9

The More You Know!

A right whale's testicle can weight up to 500kg

The More You Know!

Henry Ford was an anti-semite and his middle name was "Queeferton"

The More You Know!

Pomegranates are not actually fruit. They are the unfertilized eggsacks, harvested from the nests of the Great Whooping Crane of Madagascar, by trained lemurs.

The More You Know!

The first drivers licences in the world were issued by the "Steamboiler Supervision Association" in Prussia.

Kyles Dunny's?

A man was applying for a job at a blacksmiths. The blacksmith asked him, "do you have any experience shoeing horses?". "No," the man replied "But I once told a donkey to fuck off."

The More You Know!

"Affenbrot" means monkeybread in German

Saturday, October 8

The More You Know!

Ferdinand Magellan, the famous explorer, traversed the globe aboard a ship called the "HMS Spank-Danky"