Funny Shit My Roomate Says

Talking about the same gloves, and why he needs new ones for biking:
"No, the Llamas were not designed for aerodynamical functions"

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It is illegal to text the words "Kmart", "Dick Fart", "Flogging the Dolphin", and "Pussypounder" in Pakistan.
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Funny Shit My Roomate Says

Whilst discussing his gloves with Llamas knitted on them:

Jorge - "They're burning with Llama, ahaaaaa! .... Oh wait.... in spanish Llama and fire are the same word. But in english it does not work."
Me - "Why are Llama and fire the same word?"
Jorge - "I dont know man. Maybe because they wore the clothes made from Llama and they were as warm as fire"
*He laughs hysterically*
"Come on man that was a smart joke!"

Funny Shit My Roomate Says

Whilst discussing whether he would trust a robot barber to shave his face:
"If robots are there, its because they do things right. So I trust them.... That is my magnificent conclusion."

Jorge's Wise Words AKA Funny shit my roomate says.

Whilst peeling old sticky tack off a wall to use somewhere else:
"Recycling is the key.. to success... or something".

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Jaques Couteau fathered a child at the age of 70

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Shakespeare invented the words swagger, hobnob, and blanket.