Monday, August 24

My Prophesy

A prophesy foretold by a dear friend o' mine

"Once upon a time in the land of who
there was a who named Grant Devries who was feeling blue
so he packed up his bags and left wholand forever
to pursue his dream and never say never
he immigrated to the land of the bigs
and was sure to eat a lot of figs
his dream was to teach various academia
whilst crusading the fight against bulemia
he attended McMasters and studied whostory
all the while maintaining limited tomfoolery
after years of teaching delinquent children
he never set foot in the European Union."

Sunday, August 23

No Pants Party Quotes


"Im not gonna let the man tell me what to were on my feet!"
"Yesterdays paper! less than a dollar!"
"Im soo glad you came back with ID"
"LADIEEES"
"HEY YOU GUYS!"
"FUCK SHOES!"
"Is that a new sign?"
"Take off your pants"
"Pink bellay!"
"Don't take any videos!"