Long overdue, but much more appreciated, what with all the nostalgia.
Showing posts with label kyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kyle. Show all posts
Thursday, September 24
Brave New World
Approximately 12:20 am, September 24th 2009.For those of you who missed it, i shall dictate:
Ben says:
i felt dumb today
I'm not exactly sure what is going on. The large hadron collider may have had more serious concequences then we thought and has thusly propelled us into some sort of bizzaro world, where nothing is quite as it seems, but let be assure you brothers we wil pull through this together and make sense of this mad, mad world we live in.
May
Grant Making Up for his Lack of Enthusiasm:
Labels:
grant,
kyle,
university
soooo, since KT is attempting to take control of what i thought was our blog im making a post to show my commitment. in yo face
for the past two point five weeks (approximately) i have been attending university(blah). i read a lot. it is sucky. what do i do with this acquired knoweledge on the Komagata Maru incident or the writings of plato?... do i change the world...sigh...no...i keep reading...
i recently came across a site called omegle...its quite whacked. fact.
i talked with a man from indonesia about existence.
a homeless man (on a libraries computer) about whether he had achieved enlightenment or not
a guy who said he like little boys...
and a plethora (big word = minus one point) of creepy old men looking for girls with 'pics of cam'
^ - from my theories on society.fact.
i seen a child fall down today. and i didnt help them. am i a bad person?no.fact.the kid deserved it.he looked funny.
i am a bad person
i realized i have a bottle opener on my keychain. i dont drink anything that ever requires a bottle opener. i have a bottle opener on my key chain so i can look cooler.i am not cooler.fact.
also, this is the definition of awesome:
that is all.
for the past two point five weeks (approximately) i have been attending university(blah). i read a lot. it is sucky. what do i do with this acquired knoweledge on the Komagata Maru incident or the writings of plato?... do i change the world...sigh...no...i keep reading...
i recently came across a site called omegle...its quite whacked. fact.
i talked with a man from indonesia about existence.
a homeless man (on a libraries computer) about whether he had achieved enlightenment or not
a guy who said he like little boys...
and a plethora (big word = minus one point) of creepy old men looking for girls with 'pics of cam'
^ - from my theories on society.fact.
i seen a child fall down today. and i didnt help them. am i a bad person?no.fact.the kid deserved it.he looked funny.
i am a bad person
i realized i have a bottle opener on my keychain. i dont drink anything that ever requires a bottle opener. i have a bottle opener on my key chain so i can look cooler.i am not cooler.fact.
also, this is the definition of awesome:
that is all.
Monday, August 24
My Prophesy
Labels:
grant,
highschool,
kyle,
nostalgia
A prophesy foretold by a dear friend o' mine
"Once upon a time in the land of who
there was a who named Grant Devries who was feeling blue
so he packed up his bags and left wholand forever
to pursue his dream and never say never
he immigrated to the land of the bigs
and was sure to eat a lot of figs
his dream was to teach various academia
whilst crusading the fight against bulemia
he attended McMasters and studied whostory
all the while maintaining limited tomfoolery
after years of teaching delinquent children
he never set foot in the European Union."
"Once upon a time in the land of who
there was a who named Grant Devries who was feeling blue
so he packed up his bags and left wholand forever
to pursue his dream and never say never
he immigrated to the land of the bigs
and was sure to eat a lot of figs
his dream was to teach various academia
whilst crusading the fight against bulemia
he attended McMasters and studied whostory
all the while maintaining limited tomfoolery
after years of teaching delinquent children
he never set foot in the European Union."
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