My College Experience Thus Far

Hello every one and welcome to my first post of the blogg. No, no...no please hold your aplause to the end.

So here I am at big bad SLC! And thats Kingston SLC! To be fair it gets a bad rep from brockville kids due to the Brockville campus sucking huge ass donkey balls (like really huge, and hairy, oh so hairy). But the K-town campus is actually pretty legit. Nice gym, library and cafe, decent rez, and good comp labs.

As for classes well they are very interesting and engaging and there soo .................zzzzzzzzzz. Oh sorry fell asleep there. Ok so unlike ben i do not feel dumb. The classes are a joke but thats what you get from a General Arts and Science program in college. After taking uni bio I sadly feel like I am in highschool. And as for my math class, im pretty sure Ford could teach it! But hey im not complaining with easy marks, and its only a year, so it looks ill be skipping and whistling all the way to Humber next year. Oh ya, and just for all you uni kids out there.....wait for it......drum roll......wait for it.....NO FINAL EXAMS!!! Im sorry but that was totaly necessary. The only perk I guess is that I can be a tutor to my class mates and make some mad dough doin it.

Living with my g-rents is aswsome to the max. My penthouse apartment kicks ass, and having two personal cooks, and access to a vehicle is nothing to pout about. I am especailly likin the K-Rock centre (Bill Cosby in t-minus 37 days :O!)

Well thats about it for me so far, hope all you guys are having it as easy as I am, however I sincerley doubt you are, and will be happy to perform your Eulogy for a minumal fee ( all procceeds go to the "Help Richard Buy A Ticket To See Bill Cosby Fund", a very very noble cause)

See you later memers of The Great White Alligator!