Grant and I have recently stumbled upon some previously overlooked words of the english language. These are them.
fujjelululu - NOUN
- the last drop of liquid that is impossible to get out of the rim of a can of soft drink, resulting in madness
- the distance between four houses in hawaii
gergamit - NOUN
-a word invented to drive grant to madness while looking for a definition, hilarity ensues
croppingthus - NOUN
-a celebration held by the devries people for generations where the clan assembles in an open field at dusk and the youngest male child rides a dwarf elephant and does battle with a midget on a normal sized elephant while the soundtrack of pirates of the carribean is played
-the word used by yoda at the end of an explanation of why cropping is needed
dark friction - NOUN
-the phenomena of the force that appears in the absence of friction
pants, the - ADJECTIVE
-to accel in excellence and awesomeness of great magnitude or splendor, resulting in legend making
irrelephant - ADJECTIVE
-the quality of having absolutely nothing to do with elephants. antonyms: "croppingthus"
nappack - NOUN
-an unexpected attack of exhaustion resulting in unwanted nap length
vibe - NOUN
-a visible aura perceivable only by grant that radiates information pertaining to a persons morality, synonymous with "skin colour"
squidge - NOUN
-the sound that is created by the hand sliding along the hand rail of an escalator when the stairs continue to move but the handrail momentarily stops
immagiplant - NOUN
-the transfer of an appendage or organ from one imaginary character to another, the skill of a highly trained imaginary doctor is needed
toothiologist - NOUN
-not a dentist per-se but a dentistry enthusiast, willing to perform dentistry for kicks
lost-coste - NOUN
-a misplaced item of lacoste merchandise
OMAL - ABREVIASION
-stands for "off my ass was laughed", what yoda says instead of LMAO
Flatulent Dynamics - NOUN
-a theoretical movement started on october 30th at 9:02 pm when grant farted in the mcMaster library beginning a revolution where the shackles of the rules of public farting where abolished. Later followed by the "womens tooting" movement that fought for and failed to gain the womens right to fart in public
Eternal 69 - NOUN
-the theory that when two vampires got into a 69 position and bit, that the blood would continuously circle between them for eternity
Schlock - PERSON
-the intensely studious, biggest digger i've ever seen in my life. He is tall, pale, has dark hair and pointy eyebrows. He looks like a vulcan and his last name is Schoch (we dont know how to pronounce that) so we call him Schlock (a'la Spock).
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The Creation of The Great White Alligator
There once was a small collection of highschool students who spent their unassigned periods playing asshole and doing donuts in the laurier hill parking lot. Over the years of their tomfoolery they documented many a humorous story and anecdote, many of which were not entertaining in the least to anyone who did not experience them first hand. Time passed, fruit dropped, flesh sagged, and soon those highschool students were university students. Their academic endevours were varied. Between them they would gain knowledge of the modern and ancient history of the Who people, how to manufacture and program harbingers of death, the fine art of fake engineering, and... whatever Ryan's taking.... pharmaceuticals or something. Sorry Ryan. Distanced too were the locations of their institutions of education. Their lines of communication were not guaranteed to stay intact. It was decided that the memories were to be preserved in the salty brine of the internet. What was created was a documentation of the events that surpassed within the time that was spent together by these fine young men. The piece was named after one of the most illogical and nonsensical conversations that was ever engaged by the group. And thus was born, Great White Alligator.
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