Friday, October 8

Double sour skittles, Shaving cream, and the Dutch...

Hello all!

I am temporarily lifting my writing boycott of the GWA in an attempt to redeem myself for Grant and Kyle’s obscure point system when I am currently at -4,999,990 points. So as you all know I just had my 20th birthday and am no longer a teenager which is kind of an odd concept because I still in no way feel mature at all. What is an even weirder concept is the kids that are 20 who are married or are dropping babies like flies.. Im pretty sure Brockville is full of them.

I am currently sitting in the library at UofT and let me say I feel like I am at Hogwarts I am surrounded by old dusty tombes and novels there is stained glass windows, a fireplace to my left, and dated oversized chairs. I plan to write this throughout the weekend and post it at some point...

So my bus ride was pretty messed up I sat behind this guy that smelled like mustered and this kid with an annoying laser pointer. The Dutch guy I sat beside was rather cool though. He was here to travel all over North-America and had literally done every job from gas station to lab technician. Apparently every time a travel opportunity comes along he just quits his job if they don’t give him time off. We stopped half way and chilled ate some mushrooms and had a very interesting bus ride... Our bus started to smell like burning rubber and then eventually started smoking. So we stopped and me and the Dutch went to a pub and got bitched at by these filthy Oshawa kids. So we left and played soccer on the side of the road with a pizza-pizza dipping sauce container.

I eventually made it to TO and got into a cab with this crazy Jamaican driver who was swerving all over place and yelling at every other taxi cab. The minute I get out of the cab I get attacked by these two drunken Asian girls who start assaulting me with a barrage of questions thankfully Shannon was there to rescue me. I will have to continue this since it is already too long and I need to pack for thanks giving. Hope to see some of you soon!



-Ben


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