Another image drawn while alone on MSN, this one more recent than the last. It depicts a factual event. We are introduced to the wise mullet man and the happy tree. (imagine michael sayin "hulllo happy tree" :) ). < wierd punctuation,
- The killer bees on red bull, and upset samurai are perhaps the most terrifying of plagues in this depitcion. the launderer (?a word?) used too much starch in the undergarments of the samurai :(. in the top left you will see a strange bird. thats exactly what it is. no name. no name brand bird i guess. its what happens when a gay sparrow is raped by a female pigeon/pterodactyl cross that is experiencing menopause. (also the spider was not meant to scare anyone)
while alone on msn after kyle left a conversation this popped into my mind.left side seems a little stacked considering they have an angry bear (very, very angry. His mother died, turns out the giraffe made cookies with macadamia nuts. of which the bears mother is allergic). also the left side has whovill (they do have a few tricks up their tiny sleeves). then again, right side has johnny, chickens in shining armour and a lone peragrin falcon with mase (she was mugged the week before). Its up to you now to decide who you think would win. at the summer solstice this battle Will commence. i'm just affixing a laser sight to the sword. cheers :)
Grant and I have recently stumbled upon some previously overlooked words of the english language. These are them.
fujjelululu - NOUN - the last drop of liquid that is impossible to get out of the rim of a can of soft drink, resulting in madness - the distance between four houses in hawaii
gergamit - NOUN -a word invented to drive grant to madness while looking for a definition, hilarity ensues
croppingthus - NOUN -a celebration held by the devries people for generations where the clan assembles in an open field at dusk and the youngest male child rides a dwarf elephant and does battle with a midget on a normal sized elephant while the soundtrack of pirates of the carribean is played -the word used by yoda at the end of an explanation of why cropping is needed
dark friction - NOUN -the phenomena of the force that appears in the absence of friction
pants, the - ADJECTIVE -to accel in excellence and awesomeness of great magnitude or splendor, resulting in legend making
irrelephant - ADJECTIVE -the quality of having absolutely nothing to do with elephants. antonyms: "croppingthus"
nappack - NOUN -an unexpected attack of exhaustion resulting in unwanted nap length
vibe - NOUN -a visible aura perceivable only by grant that radiates information pertaining to a persons morality, synonymous with "skin colour"
squidge - NOUN -the sound that is created by the hand sliding along the hand rail of an escalator when the stairs continue to move but the handrail momentarily stops
immagiplant - NOUN -the transfer of an appendage or organ from one imaginary character to another, the skill of a highly trained imaginary doctor is needed
toothiologist - NOUN -not a dentist per-se but a dentistry enthusiast, willing to perform dentistry for kicks
lost-coste - NOUN -a misplaced item of lacoste merchandise
OMAL - ABREVIASION -stands for "off my ass was laughed", what yoda says instead of LMAO
Flatulent Dynamics - NOUN -a theoretical movement started on october 30th at 9:02 pm when grant farted in the mcMaster library beginning a revolution where the shackles of the rules of public farting where abolished. Later followed by the "womens tooting" movement that fought for and failed to gain the womens right to fart in public
Eternal 69 - NOUN -the theory that when two vampires got into a 69 position and bit, that the blood would continuously circle between them for eternity
Schlock - PERSON -the intensely studious, biggest digger i've ever seen in my life. He is tall, pale, has dark hair and pointy eyebrows. He looks like a vulcan and his last name is Schoch (we dont know how to pronounce that) so we call him Schlock (a'la Spock).
So this is Mel Gibsons first acting role since Signs, after which he became a druken antisematic hermit for like 6 years. But he's back out of the closet like a bat out of hell in this half action, half mystery, half conspiracy, half killing rampage of a movie. It's actually an adaptation of british mini-series from the 1980's, and is dirceted by the same guy that did them, Martin Campbell.
The movie starts out a lot like Taken, where Gibson really likes his daughter, but he hasn't seen her much lately, and he doesn't really know what she does for a living any more, and he feels like hes lost touch with her, blah blah blah. It kinda takes a while to get into it with all of the daughter stuff, and these random flashbacks of home videos, but then out of no where BLAMMMM. His daughter is shot dead on his front pourch, with a shot gun I might add, like gory freakin wound, her guts are hanging out a bit, and Gibson is trying to put pressure on the wound when its like the size of her whole stomach. Now since Gibson is a cop, the polices immediate assumption is that Gibson was the real target. They do the whole examination of the crime seen, while Gibson just sits in his living room looking like at any moment he`s gonna go on a mad killing spree, but that doesnt happen till later. His boss tells him that he can't work on the case since it a personal matter, but obviously Gibson doesn't listen. For an old man, he can still move pretty freakin fast (that's the magic of movies). He's pretty smart too, and it doesnt take him too long to figure out theres a conspiracy taking place between his daughter and the company she worked for.
Gibson has some good action scenes, however I was hoping for a few more. Theres also this character who's helping Gibson out, played by Ray Winston, who is excellent. And the head of the company Gibson`'s daughter worked for is played by Danny Houston who always plays a terrific bad guy. Although the plot is a smidge tough to follow at times, the pace is kept well between Gibson beating the pulp out of people and keeping out of the grasp of some CIA guys that have been ordered to take him out. It's actually a pretty good acting job by Gibson, cause he has to use a Boston accent through the whole thing, which kinda sounds like bugs bunny if you ask me, but what eves, its the way they talk, I guess they`re all fruit cakes in Boston.
Anywho, I was pretty impressed with the acting and the action, and the way people get fucked up in it, cause it happens a couple of times, and they dont hold back on the gore which is great. It's not as action packed as taken, but it's got some better acting, so it balances out better. I think this was a great movie for Gibson to come back to acting in, cause it's a lot like his old movies like Mad Max, or Lethal weapon where he is bad ass that you really did not want to mess with. Im giving this movie a 4/5, and I'm looking forward to some more movies by Gibson in the future. Here's the trailer for Edge of Darkness:
Not that any of you need help procrastinating or finding things on the internet to suck up hours of life, but i would like to share some of my favourites, beyond youtube and ebaums world.
Hell Of Sand
This thing is fucking unbelieveable! I almost feel bad for sharing it, i blame my F in math on this thing. I know it looks stupid, and ugly, its so simple, but so fun, I played this for so long i began to dream about multicoloured sand, my favourite thing is putting a line of "plant" at the bottom, and putting a line of "spout" at the top, then filling the plant that grows with nitroglycerine while it grows, then setting it on fire. Sometimes the java applet doesnt like to work, so click on this.
XKCD The funniest webcomic ive ever found, who ever writes it is a fucking genius and knows retarded amounts about every subject you can imagine. So its hilarious, but you learn something along the way. And knowledge is power.
The first website i check every morning. Its full of random awesome stuff, even though at least 50% of what is posted comes straight from gizmodo.com. Its kinda like a less serious, dumbed down version of gizmodo. Make sure you actaully read the mini articles that go with it. Its really worth it, the writers quite the wordsmith, just he way he says things is hilarious.
Chart Porn I just found chart porn, some of it can be a little bland, recently theres a lot about the economy and haiti, but theres some genius and funny stuff on there too. And i find info-graphics interesting sometimes, maybe its just me.
This vid is really funny, but alot of the other talks are really facinating. I like to watch ted after i get a bad mark on something. It makes me feel intelligent again. I hope that one day a moment comes where i am siting around a fireplace infront of a bearskin rug, in high backed chairs smoking a pipe, drinking sherry and talking to an old british man with a large moustache, so i can bring up the facinating conversation starters i learned while watching ted.
... and when all hope is lost, and there is 1500 words to write about Robin Woods theory of the repressed in horror films, or Maximilien Robespierre's role in the french revolution, and there is not a reason in the world for you not to do it.. there is stumble. I think grant put it best when he said: "There is a lot of random shit on the internet, and im glad that stumbleupon is there to hold my hand and guide me"
Yea this stumble is not to be taken lightly, choose your categories wisely, for they will determine your interests and thoughts for many a coming month. Stumble, she be a double edged sword, one of uncountable joy and unimagionable suffering and mental torment. Time travel has been invented, as stumble can propell you hours into the future and leave you with no recollection of what happened. Use at your own risk. I hold no responsibility for death due to lack of hydration, vitimine D, or madness.
PS. i realize that this post will be almost completely useless to you grant, as you have already seen more of the cyber world than is normal of a man twice your age. You have learned much in you brief 5 months in the land of broadband, and i fear t'was not for the better. (jk)
There once was a small collection of highschool students who spent their unassigned periods playing asshole and doing donuts in the laurier hill parking lot. Over the years of their tomfoolery they documented many a humorous story and anecdote, many of which were not entertaining in the least to anyone who did not experience them first hand. Time passed, fruit dropped, flesh sagged, and soon those highschool students were university students. Their academic endevours were varied. Between them they would gain knowledge of the modern and ancient history of the Who people, how to manufacture and program harbingers of death, the fine art of fake engineering, and... whatever Ryan's taking.... pharmaceuticals or something. Sorry Ryan. Distanced too were the locations of their institutions of education. Their lines of communication were not guaranteed to stay intact. It was decided that the memories were to be preserved in the salty brine of the internet. What was created was a documentation of the events that surpassed within the time that was spent together by these fine young men. The piece was named after one of the most illogical and nonsensical conversations that was ever engaged by the group. And thus was born, Great White Alligator.
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