Tuesday, April 27

How to Cook an Egg




This is a video I made for my final project in my video editing class this semester.

Sunday, April 25

Attack of the Great White Alligator

THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES: episode 1

TO BE CONTINUED!! does the doctors machine work? is there a world beyond who-land? will grant really like droppies? Find out in the next episode of THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES. . .

Saturday, April 24

Star Wars Mad Libs

A star wars mad-libs i found while cleaning up my room. By Kyle, Grant, and Ryan in the mall, outside coles, sometime last year. Ahem:

If you ever want to get away from the hustle and human crap in a cup of a throbbing city, I recommend taking a trip to my wet home planet, Naboo. The lake country on the moist, green planet is one of the most crusty places in the entire galaxy. Here you'll find houses with ancient columned balls and babbling anal beads filled with the bluest, purest spermicidal lube you've ever seen. There are waterfalls over 69.3 feet high and ample grasses to get lost in. It's the perfect place to fall lustfully in love. In fact many newly-midgets, like myself and anakin electronic-dildo-walker, consider the lake country on Naboo the perfect destination of a honey-strap-on. But be careful when you visit, the peace and amateur porn are so gaping, you might never want to leave!

Wednesday, April 21

...It Smells Like Cheese

i thought grant would appreciate this one.

Saturday, April 17

Many a' Words


Most used words on great white alligator.