A star wars mad-libs i found while cleaning up my room. By Kyle, Grant, and Ryan in the mall, outside coles, sometime last year. Ahem:
If you ever want to get away from the hustle and human crap in a cup of a throbbing city, I recommend taking a trip to my wet home planet, Naboo. The lake country on the moist, green planet is one of the most crusty places in the entire galaxy. Here you'll find houses with ancient columned balls and babbling anal beads filled with the bluest, purest spermicidal lube you've ever seen. There are waterfalls over 69.3 feet high and ample grasses to get lost in. It's the perfect place to fall lustfully in love. In fact many newly-midgets, like myself and anakin electronic-dildo-walker, consider the lake country on Naboo the perfect destination of a honey-strap-on. But be careful when you visit, the peace and amateur porn are so gaping, you might never want to leave!
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The Creation of The Great White Alligator
There once was a small collection of highschool students who spent their unassigned periods playing asshole and doing donuts in the laurier hill parking lot. Over the years of their tomfoolery they documented many a humorous story and anecdote, many of which were not entertaining in the least to anyone who did not experience them first hand. Time passed, fruit dropped, flesh sagged, and soon those highschool students were university students. Their academic endevours were varied. Between them they would gain knowledge of the modern and ancient history of the Who people, how to manufacture and program harbingers of death, the fine art of fake engineering, and... whatever Ryan's taking.... pharmaceuticals or something. Sorry Ryan. Distanced too were the locations of their institutions of education. Their lines of communication were not guaranteed to stay intact. It was decided that the memories were to be preserved in the salty brine of the internet. What was created was a documentation of the events that surpassed within the time that was spent together by these fine young men. The piece was named after one of the most illogical and nonsensical conversations that was ever engaged by the group. And thus was born, Great White Alligator.
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