Arn't you glad i didn't say banana?

The following is an exact dictation of Kyle and grants conversation upon falling asleep on the eve of grants departure, twenty ten.

Hello electric online community,
G-rant and K-dawg here. Three twenty one in the AM. The living room of an apartement on the tenth floor of a highrise apartement building in the nations capital, overlooking the magestic hogs-back falls and a parking lot, where this chick got raped once. What does AM mean? It astounds me that in all of my years on this planet i have never attained that peice of vital information. Also PM. We beleive it comes from the latin: ano-moulatina, which of cource is latin for, that which dances before the high sun. PM, on the other hand means pridoidi mastronom. Which we beleive is so common that we wont go into the patrionising details here. But it must be understood that the calling of the pigroast as the sun sets it a soothing though as grant sets into his comfy rest. When i was a young warthog, stephen fry would lull me to sleep with his gentle musings on themeaning of life and pleasent conversation over an hour or so of tea. Grant wishes to express that if an hour of tea with stehen fry waere to be attained that he would die, implod eif you will, of pure glee. Yipee. Yipee Kayay, mother effer. Wheater r not that is appropriate language is debatable. Kyle remembers he first time he hung out wiht grant. It was an verage lunch time, at some point during in grade eleven it was common for kyle, grant , chris and noah to expedite into the north end of brockville to feast on fast food. On this particular occasion, chris and noah were not available for whatever reason. Thus kyle and grant, two, not strangers but at this point mild aquaintences, set off to mcdonalds, kyle had never before experienced a big mac, beofer. Grant took it upon himself to take kyles big mac virginity. I beleive at the time he was working at shoppers or somehting, and thus had more expendible income that kyle. Grant, being the fine young civilian he was treated kyle to a big mac, and kyle beleive that that is the most money grant has ever spent on him. Kyle was wary that the lunch period spent alone with grant would be akward, as was common with his social endevours, but grant and kyle got on like a house on fire, and it was a loverly time. It was not untill scout was introduced into the equation that the friendship truely flourished, grant beleives that he was exploited for his posesion of a vehicle. Wheather or not this is true is beyond the point, grant has become more than the odd looking, folksy owner of a vehicle. the rides in that car have been some of the best times in kyles life, and will honestly and thuroughly miss them. We wish you all the best is vancouver grant, and it would be alot easier to be more solem about this if you werent sitting next to me, layin out beats, going: "wakka wakka" "k-y-l-e his name is kyle" and telling "arn't you glad i didnt say banana" jokes. Well, we are off to google stephen fry bedtime stories, goodevening. Grant is sends his goodwishes, this is kyle signing off.