I am in Math

I am in math. My teacher is talking but no one is listening. She posted the notes she is using to teach online, so no one needs to listen. It took me three weeks to place her accent, I'm fairly sure she is Ukrainian, although I am by all means no expert on eastern European dialects. But my next calss is taught by Comic Book Guy, so its ok. I had my first Tim Hortons breakfast sandwich with bacon this morning in two months. I feel dirty. But dirty feels good. It is cold here up north, I'm going to buy a coat today. I hear there is an apple store in Ottawa now. I will go there and look at all of the nice shiny things I can't afford. My wallpaper on my laptop right now is this.

I just thought Grant should know that. Have a nice day.

The Definition of Lazyness

my toes are cold
i dont like it
but im too lazy to get up and close the window, or put on socks
so i guess i shall suffer

Word of the Week

squidge -noun,verb squidge-d,squidg-ing
the noise produced while riding an escalator with ones hand on the escalator railing and the escalator malfunctions causing the stairs to continue to move but the railing momentarily pauses, causing ones hand to slide along the railing.

eg
:what was that noise?
:it was just my hand sliding along the escalator railing because the escalator malfunctioned

ps. grant that is why. im going going to try to update a word every week, feel free to join in

Is it really that hard to title it Grant? I mean Really?

hello alligators,

i'll let you know what i've been up to lately.

i went home on the weekend for my cousins wedding, where i got quite drunk, it was a good time. i had breakfast with erik on saturday, breakfast was delish.fact.

when i got back to my room late sunday evening i realized i was behind in every subject and i need to now read a lot.dang.

oh, and tommorow i have an audition for a post modern adaptation of 'Hamlet'. wish me luck

that is all.

p.s - kyle, why you need to know how to spell squidge?

Douchebag of the Week

Yesterday, on a forum for one of my classes, instead of saying "keep it short and sweet" this douchebag extraordinaire chose the phrase "try to minimize any syntactic ambiguities"

I really wish grant was there so I could watch his head explode.

Alarms and Halo

I also had alarm issues today, i didn't get home till 830 in the morning, and my alarm had been going off in my room since 730, so im pretty sure somebody is upset with me, i haven't left my room to find out. Instead i am allowing myself to spend saturday paying off my sleep debt. Also, im not a huge anime or halo fan, but this looks pretty cool.



Apparently there's going to be 7 short films like this. Also, spell check doesnt like anime... surely thats a word by know! pwned is officially a word according to meriam webster, true story.

ps. the video doesnt fit in the column and that REALLY bothers me. SO im going to try and fix it, im gonna have to delve into some code here so dont be surprised if i fuck it up and the site looks terrible in the next couple of days.

My Day

Today i pulled one my usual moves by tuning my alarm off and then just shutting my eys for a minute, only to wake up 45 min later! (note to slef, sleep is a powerful aly, use it wisely)

Needles to say i was slightly late for my math class, which didnt really matter since i had already handed in the assignment that was due today on monday, and i have yet to actually learn anything new yet, but the teacher signed my tutor sheet today so that means i now get to pass my mathamatical knowledge on to those who were apparently asleep through highshcool math.

Anyways im headin to london in like 2 hours for xc race number 2! peace oiut my alligators form another mother!

shoulder shrug

Today i had cereal for breakfast.

i like richards post

ben is dumb.fact. sorry ben.

i now hate reading more than ever.
my best class is theatre, ( i have a 350 word essay... :) in your face ben) -_- -bens face


that is all

My College Experience Thus Far

Hello every one and welcome to my first post of the blogg. No, no...no please hold your aplause to the end.

So here I am at big bad SLC! And thats Kingston SLC! To be fair it gets a bad rep from brockville kids due to the Brockville campus sucking huge ass donkey balls (like really huge, and hairy, oh so hairy). But the K-town campus is actually pretty legit. Nice gym, library and cafe, decent rez, and good comp labs.

As for classes well they are very interesting and engaging and there soo .................zzzzzzzzzz. Oh sorry fell asleep there. Ok so unlike ben i do not feel dumb. The classes are a joke but thats what you get from a General Arts and Science program in college. After taking uni bio I sadly feel like I am in highschool. And as for my math class, im pretty sure Ford could teach it! But hey im not complaining with easy marks, and its only a year, so it looks ill be skipping and whistling all the way to Humber next year. Oh ya, and just for all you uni kids out there.....wait for it......drum roll......wait for it.....NO FINAL EXAMS!!! Im sorry but that was totaly necessary. The only perk I guess is that I can be a tutor to my class mates and make some mad dough doin it.

Living with my g-rents is aswsome to the max. My penthouse apartment kicks ass, and having two personal cooks, and access to a vehicle is nothing to pout about. I am especailly likin the K-Rock centre (Bill Cosby in t-minus 37 days :O!)

Well thats about it for me so far, hope all you guys are having it as easy as I am, however I sincerley doubt you are, and will be happy to perform your Eulogy for a minumal fee ( all procceeds go to the "Help Richard Buy A Ticket To See Bill Cosby Fund", a very very noble cause)

See you later memers of The Great White Alligator!

Picton

Long overdue, but much more appreciated, what with all the nostalgia.

Brave New World

Approximately 12:20 am, September 24th 2009.
For those of you who missed it, i shall dictate:

Ben says:
i felt dumb today

I'm not exactly sure what is going on. The large hadron collider may have had more serious concequences then we thought and has thusly propelled us into some sort of bizzaro world, where nothing is quite as it seems, but let be assure you brothers we wil pull through this together and make sense of this mad, mad world we live in.

May god the force be with us.

Grant Making Up for his Lack of Enthusiasm:

soooo, since KT is attempting to take control of what i thought was our blog im making a post to show my commitment. in yo face

for the past two point five weeks (approximately) i have been attending university(blah). i read a lot. it is sucky. what do i do with this acquired knoweledge on the Komagata Maru incident or the writings of plato?... do i change the world...sigh...no...i keep reading...

i recently came across a site called omegle...its quite whacked. fact.
i talked with a man from indonesia about existence.
a homeless man (on a libraries computer) about whether he had achieved enlightenment or not
a guy who said he like little boys...
and a plethora (big word = minus one point) of creepy old men looking for girls with 'pics of cam'
^ - from my theories on society.fact.

i seen a child fall down today. and i didnt help them. am i a bad person?no.fact.the kid deserved it.he looked funny.

i am a bad person

i realized i have a bottle opener on my keychain. i dont drink anything that ever requires a bottle opener. i have a bottle opener on my key chain so i can look cooler.i am not cooler.fact.

also, this is the definition of awesome:


that is all.

CLASS