Star Wars

So star wars in concert was as mind fuckingly awesome as you could imagine. The ewok costumes are reallt shitty up close, and the the guy that was dressed up as darth maul had let himself go a bit. But the show was amazing, anthony daniels, the guy who played C3PO hosted it. He was awesome, and there was an intense laser show. Star Wars, a bitchin british accent, lasers, and a cheesedog, pretty much as good as it gets. Anyway here is all the video i got, the brand new batteries i just bought died really fast for some reason, and there isnt a single place to buy batteries in the scotiabank place.. weird. Make sure you press the HD button, it makes a big difference. There are some other videos on youtube that show the sweet laser show, it matches the music so well, check them out.

Waterloo quotes

So for those of you wondering what I must endure on a day to day basis here is a tid-bit.

"Spread the legs... it's not in yet!", overheard in an ECE lab while referring to capacitors and breadboards.

Enjoy,

Kingston's Douchbags of the week

I would say that so far Iv enjoyed about 98% of my college expereince. My class's although easy, have actually been enjoyable, and every once and a while i actually learn something new! And then comes along Communications............sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little. This class, which I am currently sitting in, bored to tears, and waiting for the opportune moment to leave early, makes me want to want to reach for the nearest sharp object and stab my eyeballs and ears repeatedly. The class is about 50% people who couldnt give a rats ass what the proper use of an effing apostrophe is, and the other 50% are a bunch of douchbags that think it is a great use of their time to debate everything we discuss in this class. The prof is the douchbag ringleader of this freakshow of a class. Iv never met a woman who was grinded my gears as much as she does, and i DO NOT mean in a good way. I think that at some point in her life she consumed massive amounts of hard liquer or drugs killing about 50% of her brain cells. Although from time to time she occasionally has something intelegent to say, its usually just a blathering of pointless and incomprehencible bullshit. And the sad thing is she actually thinks she giving us a wealth of gramatical knowldge when really she is just stating things we've probably known since like grade 3. This class makes me sick. Oh good break, im leaving while iv got the chance.

Later Aligators

Year of the Cock anyone?

Everywhere look these days, the media is constantly droning on about swine flu. But a recent discovery has my attention drawn away from swine flu, and to somthing much more sinister. Here's my concern:

- 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow . . . Mad Cow disease.

- 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . . Avian flu.

- This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu.

Next year is the year of the cock - Anybody else worried?

Douchbag of the Decade

I have a film studies class. I have a tutorial for that film studies class. That class is full of douchebags. I have come to the conclusion that if anyone ever starts a sentence with the phrase "I find..." you might as well just shoot yourself in the face. Chances are you are not a genius. You are not more insightful than anyone else. If you "find" it, then everyone else finds it too, so don't even say it. Don't take credit for common knowledge. Stop talking, its painful.

We watched Citizen Kane in that class last week, and the prof wrote the fucking text book for that class. He knows his shit. Hes a fucking professor. He talked about how there is a scene in the movie where there is the sound of a woman screaming int eh background, and he doesn't know why its there. He joked that if anyone can figure it out, they will get an A. Everyone laughed, except for this one fat fuck who took it to heart. It was a challenge. He stared long and hard at that movie, and analyzed the fucking shit outta it. He was gonna prove Dr. Jose Sanchez (real name) wrong. What he came up with was...

"Stay with me here. It was anthropomorphized non-diagetic monkey screaming.*flicks emo bangs to the side*"

He had some bullshit reason about how monkeys were mentioned one time in the entire movie, but it didn't matter because that sentence doesn't make any fucking sense. You cannot anthropomorphise a sound, you just can't, thats not what the word means. And they didn't have the technology in 19 fucking 41 to manipulate sound and even if they could why would they. Oh my god.... I'm know im ranting but i really can't get over it. I wish you were there Grant. I needed someone to share my pain with.

For years it has puzzled mankinds great anthropologists on how man as we know it evolved out of the disparished and primitive hunter gatherer societies of yore, to our modern civilized society, where ones breeding parteners are severly limited by bloodline and species. The opposite ends of the spectrum are evident, but in the midst there seems to be a missing link. But a discovery has been made of what we believe to be themissing link. We present to you the Devries family. They appear at first to be an average modern family, but upon furthur inspection we discover some startlign truths. Note that they posses the attire of a more modernised society but lack the mentality of one.
Exhibit A: While dining at an eating establishment the second youngest devries starteld and embarrased us with his cries of astoundment upon seeing what he refered to as a "negro"
Exhibit B: Their savage ruthlessness and lack of compassion is evident in their extermination of long loved house hold pets after they grow bored of them.
Exhibit C: The core of their primitive society, bestiality, is evident in our one Devries specimines proffessed sexual attraction to species fo the primate family.
Exhibit D: While foragin for food they can detect a pig roast from 20 miles. and they appear to be instinctively bornwith the ability to roast a pig.
Exhibit E: They also possess the instinctive skill to gain entry to any tractor like machinery they encounter.
They sill maintian a certain modernized outward appearance, posessing vats of hair gel, and tranformer cars that start at the press of a button.
It is quite evident that the lack of modernization sets them behind the rest of us.These farmer-human hybrids may blend into society but under closer examination their roots become quite apparent.

Special thanks to the editor, KT.

Beating a Dead Horse

I know we have been picking on ryan benton a lot lately for what happens to him at night, and I will stop... right after this. This adorable little guy is pretty much exactly how ryan acts when hes drunk, minus the breaking things.

Woo her with your Mooer

Grant, Ryan and I just had some wonderful bonding time, brought to you by the magic of the interweb. We discussed what we had been up to, "squeezes", we orchestrated bens life plan, as tragic as it was, through diagrams abd flowcharts. We reiterated the theory of flatulent dynamics to ryan, and grant discovered that he had synestesia. Just in case anybody didnt know, we are all going to ryan and aarons for new years, i dont care if ryan says he didnt know about this, we have had many discussions about it... If i can remember it then surely he can because apparently many events have unfolded recently that i do not recollect, and im sure are being exaggerated. I think its fair to say that ryan is not of our generation. Clearly he is of a different time. He should have been born 40 years ago, and lived a long life with a healthy career writing jokes for 70's sitcoms.

what the 'Dickens'

oh my word

i came across this last night. GREATEST THING EVER.
i really advise watching more. *and watch this one till the very end

Ass Hat

The only tarnish on my otherwise squeeky clean record.