Thursday, April 29
Internet Portal
This is a vid i did a few days ago cause i was bored. There are some definate errors in it but wat eves, it was mainly just an experimental video. Hope you enjoy!
Also I'd like to point out that YouTube is increasingly become a huge douche. First they fuck around with the layout, and then they fuck around with the video player, and now the pièce de résistance they've increased their audio security where by all new videos are now scanned by an audio recognition program to identify copyrighted music. This enfuriated me when I uploaded the vid yesterday only to find that the audio had been muted due to copyright infringment. However, all it took was a gquick trip to google to figure out how to trick YouTube and I am now happy to saw that I know how to get copyrighted msic onto videos!
Finally, just thought I'd let you all know that I'v decided to go to Humber!!! I went and saw the campus last weekend and it's pretty sick, and the program is amazing, so thats what I'll be doing!
Wow im impressed that I actually managed to make this into a blogg instead of just a video post. Yay me. Anyways hope everyones exams went well and a reunion dinner/movie night/ party/ gerneral shenanigans is in order very soon!
Later Alligators
Wednesday, April 28
Tuesday, April 27
How to Cook an Egg
This is a video I made for my final project in my video editing class this semester.
Sunday, April 25
THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES: episode 1
TO BE CONTINUED!! does the doctors machine work? is there a world beyond who-land? will grant really like droppies? Find out in the next episode of THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES. . .
Saturday, April 24
Star Wars Mad Libs
A star wars mad-libs i found while cleaning up my room. By Kyle, Grant, and Ryan in the mall, outside coles, sometime last year. Ahem:
If you ever want to get away from the hustle and human crap in a cup of a throbbing city, I recommend taking a trip to my wet home planet, Naboo. The lake country on the moist, green planet is one of the most crusty places in the entire galaxy. Here you'll find houses with ancient columned balls and babbling anal beads filled with the bluest, purest spermicidal lube you've ever seen. There are waterfalls over 69.3 feet high and ample grasses to get lost in. It's the perfect place to fall lustfully in love. In fact many newly-midgets, like myself and anakin electronic-dildo-walker, consider the lake country on Naboo the perfect destination of a honey-strap-on. But be careful when you visit, the peace and amateur porn are so gaping, you might never want to leave!
If you ever want to get away from the hustle and human crap in a cup of a throbbing city, I recommend taking a trip to my wet home planet, Naboo. The lake country on the moist, green planet is one of the most crusty places in the entire galaxy. Here you'll find houses with ancient columned balls and babbling anal beads filled with the bluest, purest spermicidal lube you've ever seen. There are waterfalls over 69.3 feet high and ample grasses to get lost in. It's the perfect place to fall lustfully in love. In fact many newly-midgets, like myself and anakin electronic-dildo-walker, consider the lake country on Naboo the perfect destination of a honey-strap-on. But be careful when you visit, the peace and amateur porn are so gaping, you might never want to leave!
Wednesday, April 21
Saturday, April 17
Saturday, April 10
Arn't you glad i didn't say banana?
The following is an exact dictation of Kyle and grants conversation upon falling asleep on the eve of grants departure, twenty ten.
Hello electric online community,
G-rant and K-dawg here. Three twenty one in the AM. The living room of an apartement on the tenth floor of a highrise apartement building in the nations capital, overlooking the magestic hogs-back falls and a parking lot, where this chick got raped once. What does AM mean? It astounds me that in all of my years on this planet i have never attained that peice of vital information. Also PM. We beleive it comes from the latin: ano-moulatina, which of cource is latin for, that which dances before the high sun. PM, on the other hand means pridoidi mastronom. Which we beleive is so common that we wont go into the patrionising details here. But it must be understood that the calling of the pigroast as the sun sets it a soothing though as grant sets into his comfy rest. When i was a young warthog, stephen fry would lull me to sleep with his gentle musings on themeaning of life and pleasent conversation over an hour or so of tea. Grant wishes to express that if an hour of tea with stehen fry waere to be attained that he would die, implod eif you will, of pure glee. Yipee. Yipee Kayay, mother effer. Wheater r not that is appropriate language is debatable. Kyle remembers he first time he hung out wiht grant. It was an verage lunch time, at some point during in grade eleven it was common for kyle, grant , chris and noah to expedite into the north end of brockville to feast on fast food. On this particular occasion, chris and noah were not available for whatever reason. Thus kyle and grant, two, not strangers but at this point mild aquaintences, set off to mcdonalds, kyle had never before experienced a big mac, beofer. Grant took it upon himself to take kyles big mac virginity. I beleive at the time he was working at shoppers or somehting, and thus had more expendible income that kyle. Grant, being the fine young civilian he was treated kyle to a big mac, and kyle beleive that that is the most money grant has ever spent on him. Kyle was wary that the lunch period spent alone with grant would be akward, as was common with his social endevours, but grant and kyle got on like a house on fire, and it was a loverly time. It was not untill scout was introduced into the equation that the friendship truely flourished, grant beleives that he was exploited for his posesion of a vehicle. Wheather or not this is true is beyond the point, grant has become more than the odd looking, folksy owner of a vehicle. the rides in that car have been some of the best times in kyles life, and will honestly and thuroughly miss them. We wish you all the best is vancouver grant, and it would be alot easier to be more solem about this if you werent sitting next to me, layin out beats, going: "wakka wakka" "k-y-l-e his name is kyle" and telling "arn't you glad i didnt say banana" jokes. Well, we are off to google stephen fry bedtime stories, goodevening. Grant is sends his goodwishes, this is kyle signing off.
Hello electric online community,
G-rant and K-dawg here. Three twenty one in the AM. The living room of an apartement on the tenth floor of a highrise apartement building in the nations capital, overlooking the magestic hogs-back falls and a parking lot, where this chick got raped once. What does AM mean? It astounds me that in all of my years on this planet i have never attained that peice of vital information. Also PM. We beleive it comes from the latin: ano-moulatina, which of cource is latin for, that which dances before the high sun. PM, on the other hand means pridoidi mastronom. Which we beleive is so common that we wont go into the patrionising details here. But it must be understood that the calling of the pigroast as the sun sets it a soothing though as grant sets into his comfy rest. When i was a young warthog, stephen fry would lull me to sleep with his gentle musings on themeaning of life and pleasent conversation over an hour or so of tea. Grant wishes to express that if an hour of tea with stehen fry waere to be attained that he would die, implod eif you will, of pure glee. Yipee. Yipee Kayay, mother effer. Wheater r not that is appropriate language is debatable. Kyle remembers he first time he hung out wiht grant. It was an verage lunch time, at some point during in grade eleven it was common for kyle, grant , chris and noah to expedite into the north end of brockville to feast on fast food. On this particular occasion, chris and noah were not available for whatever reason. Thus kyle and grant, two, not strangers but at this point mild aquaintences, set off to mcdonalds, kyle had never before experienced a big mac, beofer. Grant took it upon himself to take kyles big mac virginity. I beleive at the time he was working at shoppers or somehting, and thus had more expendible income that kyle. Grant, being the fine young civilian he was treated kyle to a big mac, and kyle beleive that that is the most money grant has ever spent on him. Kyle was wary that the lunch period spent alone with grant would be akward, as was common with his social endevours, but grant and kyle got on like a house on fire, and it was a loverly time. It was not untill scout was introduced into the equation that the friendship truely flourished, grant beleives that he was exploited for his posesion of a vehicle. Wheather or not this is true is beyond the point, grant has become more than the odd looking, folksy owner of a vehicle. the rides in that car have been some of the best times in kyles life, and will honestly and thuroughly miss them. We wish you all the best is vancouver grant, and it would be alot easier to be more solem about this if you werent sitting next to me, layin out beats, going: "wakka wakka" "k-y-l-e his name is kyle" and telling "arn't you glad i didnt say banana" jokes. Well, we are off to google stephen fry bedtime stories, goodevening. Grant is sends his goodwishes, this is kyle signing off.
Thursday, April 8
Stabbing Monkeys
Hey all
so this was sent to me by my cousin chris and i thought it was pretty freakin hilarious and worth y to show to all of you. The embeded thing on youtube is messed up right now so im just going to post the link, i'll fix it later when you tube gets their act together and quits fuckin around with their format.
Later Alligators
so this was sent to me by my cousin chris and i thought it was pretty freakin hilarious and worth y to show to all of you. The embeded thing on youtube is messed up right now so im just going to post the link, i'll fix it later when you tube gets their act together and quits fuckin around with their format.
Later Alligators
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