Biopic

So the blogging all summer thing isn't going quite as planned... in my defense i've been busy doing nothing at my shit-easy job. Anything mildly of interest i've got going on ive probably already told you all. So i'd like to instead share with you something grant and i came up with a while ago. If i, or any one of the gang for that matter where to die in some dramatic, firey, alcohol and methadone fueled, catastrophy, or more likely choking on a mcnugget. I hope that our filmy friends would craft a fitting memorial in the form of an epic biopic. For grant this would be unnecesarry, just edit together "horton hears a who" and "forrest gump". But for the rest of us, the perfect cast must be assembled to do us justice. Our picks are as follows, if anyone as any thoughts, or changes, comment dat shite!

Steve Carell is: Erik Bahm



Gary Sinise is: Richard Withers



Nathan Lane is: Ryan Burton



Carrot Top is: Tyler Wright



Kal Penn is: Amit Ubhi



Zombie John Belushi is: Aaron Armstrong



Alan Rickman is: Ben Kiefer



Will Ferrell is: Grant DeVries



Liam Neeson is: Kyle Thompson