Because grant has fulfilled his obligatory blackmailed blog post, and I am a man of my word and clearly much more punctual about my blog requirements that grant. Here are, in no particular order, a few exerts from a saturday evening spent at richards last weekend.
"She's a stoner, im gonna call her everyday and say hey wanna fuck! I don't even care!" - Erik Bahm
"I can spell words you don't even know!"
- Kyle Thompson
"Fuck you ryan i'm peeing! Is this an apple tree?"
- Erik Bahm
"I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, Grants a miiiiiidnight toker."
- Ryan Burton (another classic gem burt)
"She knows how be-cute-iful I am."
- Erik Bahm
"Your brother is a very good looking man."
- Erik Bahm (to Ryan)
"A hug is not gay! It's a friendship!"
- Kyle Thompson
Upon recolection, thats mostly Erik making a fool of himself and me shouting at people. Some things never change.
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The Creation of The Great White Alligator
There once was a small collection of highschool students who spent their unassigned periods playing asshole and doing donuts in the laurier hill parking lot. Over the years of their tomfoolery they documented many a humorous story and anecdote, many of which were not entertaining in the least to anyone who did not experience them first hand. Time passed, fruit dropped, flesh sagged, and soon those highschool students were university students. Their academic endevours were varied. Between them they would gain knowledge of the modern and ancient history of the Who people, how to manufacture and program harbingers of death, the fine art of fake engineering, and... whatever Ryan's taking.... pharmaceuticals or something. Sorry Ryan. Distanced too were the locations of their institutions of education. Their lines of communication were not guaranteed to stay intact. It was decided that the memories were to be preserved in the salty brine of the internet. What was created was a documentation of the events that surpassed within the time that was spent together by these fine young men. The piece was named after one of the most illogical and nonsensical conversations that was ever engaged by the group. And thus was born, Great White Alligator.
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