SURPRISE! its a blogg! epic fails, procrastination & more!

Hello Alligators;

So there I was, sitting in my room after a hard day of slave labour at the factory, watching my subscriptions from YouTube, when the mood to blogg hit me. I'm not really sure why, but it did, so hear it goes...

First off, where the hell did this summer go? It's already freakin August and I havn't gone Fishing, Camping, Swimming at a beach, or Boating once yet. EPIC FAIL. Work is truly ruining my summer. The only thing i have time for is movies at the theatre, which are surprisingly not as fun by yourself (Kyle = EPIC FAIL....(Just kidding, Kyle = DECENTLY LARGE FAIL , Richard = EPIC FAIL #2 for leaving his cell at home) FYI don't see "The other Guys". Not worth it in theatres.) Now this doesnt mean that I have not enjoyed what I have been able to make time for this summer (ie Wonderland, Bar nights, RUSH concert and ComiCopia vids) its just disappointing to spend 5/7 days working your ass off, just to hand over your hard earned cash to a greedy school. Sigh. Fuck you tuition. Fuck you. Moving on.

Speaking of tuition (damn that was a good segue, NAATTT) after I paid my tuition deferral fee for OSAP, I assumed that the college would be sending me an application form for Res, since I hadn't found one in my admittance package. So I waited, and waited, and then I did what Kyle seems to not be able to do anymore but I do endlessly, I procrastinated. My parents told me I should call the school to find out when I'd get the form, and I said those two little words that every procrastinator says: I will. A month later and i finally decide that maybe i shouldn't put this off any longer. So in the process of looking the phone number up on line, I decide to see if there was any info on the res applications on the website. Low and behold, in rather small writing at the side of the page was a few bullet points. One of which says, “your res application form will be included in your admittance package”. Hold the phone, i got that back in April, and I didn't see a form. Hmmmmmm. Upon a second view turns out I did. Although in my defence, it was hidden better than the doorway to Narnia. In some stupid little booklet thing they sent with my admittance package, on the very last page was the form. EPIC FAIL #3. So i figured before i even bother filling out the form, i should call the school and find out what the room availability is. Enter procrastination for a few days. Eventually i called them and apparently there's a 100 person wait-list. Needless to say, or write (although I'm writing it anyways) I won't be living in res this year. I will be living on the streets of Toronto. PSYCHHHH, no i'll actually be livin with a friend I met at SLC, which is kinda bitter sweet. Sweet being that i get to live with a friend and not on the street or in some dirty apartment where the toilet is like right next to my bed, and there isnt even like a wall, or a curtain, or beads. Bitter being its now a 44 min bus commute to school everyday. EPIC FAIL #3.5.

Moving on to EPIC FAIL #4 (damn im good with these segues) I'm being audited...ish. I claimed the rent i paid when i lived in North Bay last year on my 2009 taxes. Last week i got a letter saying that i need to provide receipts for all months of tenancy or else i may be required to return a portion of my tax return. And here's the kicker: i dont actually have any receipts. So ya thats great. I got my landlords number finally, but iv still got a few more days of procrastinating before I call him.

Hmmm. this blogg seems more like a rant on my epic fails. EPIC FAIL #5.

On a lighter note, Im finally getting to go camping this weekend, which is a big relief! Its not really camping cause its in my cousins backyard, but im sleepin in a tent, and they live in the country so its good enough for me. My parents bought one of those multiple room tents and its actually pretty redic. Its 7’5” (or grant height) tall in the middle of the big room which is sick. Then theres 2 other rooms that are like 6’5” so its pretty decent. Ill probly end up playing music most of the weekend. My cousins and I are planning on writing an album, we’ve already got like 10 songs written, they just need lyrics. Since our band is called Metal Piece Theatre, we want our album to be like one big story where each song is a part, but we’re not really sure what to do it on yet. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Well i think iv bored you guys to tears enough for today. Also i just realized that in writing this blogg iv successfully procrastinated going for a run for the third day in a row. EPIC FAIL #6.

Later Alligators
Rich

PS. Kyle Im still waiting for Origin of Species: episode 2, so there you have something to procrastinate now. be glad that i just made your day.