Life Changing Experience

Please read and complete the following instructions to emerse yourself in a life changing experience.

Step 1: Obtain a method of transportation (bike, bus, car, truck, van, trycicle ect)
Step 2: Make your way to the nearst movie cinema
Step 3: Purchase a ticket to ZOMBIELAND
Step 4: Enter the designated theatre room, buckle your seatbelts, cross your heart, make sure you are firmly sitting down, and watch the movie that appears on the screen

Your mind has now been blown, thus causeing a life changing experience.
Thank you for your cooperation.

DISCLAIMER - Richard is not responsible for any ill effects that may occur during the following of the above steps, such as extreme laughter resulting in a hurnia, or being beaten up by a 6 year old girl for trying to steal her trycicle. These steps are to be followed at the descretion of the reader, however it should be duely noted that any ill effects that occur during the following of above steps will most certainly be worth the mind blowing and life changing experience.

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